I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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