her vagine was all disorganized.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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