he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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