Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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