I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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