ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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