morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
this hospital has no fireball
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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