The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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