Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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