Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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