No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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