what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
