Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
At least life still wants to fuck me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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