I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
