What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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