plz talk dirty to me
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
