A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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