this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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