you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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