her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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