you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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