i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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