On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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