I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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