I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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