last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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