That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
dude. I can hear the air.
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