I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
it's great music for shaving your balls
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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