oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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