he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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