Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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