you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Come on in and take your pants off
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