All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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