In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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