P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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