Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
and she was petting her beer can
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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