Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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