nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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