But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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