She said her name was "party"
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
