how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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