I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
