Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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