sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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