Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
