I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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