walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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