ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
honey bunches of taint.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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