we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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