Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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