dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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