I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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