From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize