Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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