Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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