your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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