So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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