I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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