yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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